Tuesday, May 25, 2010

The Sleeping Goalkeeper

"...But maybe if I’ll just pick the red one, hmmm, it’s a nice color, sure, but how will it look a year from now...zzz..."

"...Did I switch off the coffee maker? I think I did...I DID...I remember now...zzz..."

"Zzz...Talking to me??! Are YOU talking to ME, man?!!...*WAKE UP*...Zzz...I’ll tell you where you can put that!!! And...*WAKE UP!!!*"

"Zzz...They did WHAT?! And afterwards they did THAT too??! Ha-ha-haa, that’s gotta be the stupidest thing I ever he...*WAKE UP GOD DAMN IT!! YOU’RE THE GOALKEEPER AND NUMBER 47 IS ABOUT TO TAKE A SHOT!!!*"

"...Here comes number 47...tricks the defense...takes the shot...but NOOOO!! The goalkeeper is awake and he saves!!! The goalkeeper is awake and he saves!!!"