Man! It has been 25-30 degrees Celsius for like 2 weeks now and just the other day I too went a bit nuts and declared myself an "Urban Tarzan" and decided AGAINST wearing the long pants, or a shirt of any kind, until it cools down at least a bit! An Urban Tarzan wears shorts, always the shorts and nothing more but the shorts until proven guilty in the court of love!
An Urban Tarzan is a peculiar little fellow, pretty peaceful and yet at the same time somehow quite "neanderthalish" with all its "neanderthalish" habits and manners! An Urban Tarzan can be found pretty much anywhere near the 'urbs'.
An Urban Tarzan sometimes roars like it would be the offspring of a bear and a wolf, you know, like a tenor-bear. However, an Urban Tarzan means no harm while roaring like it would be the offspring of a bear and a wolf, that's just how it expresses itself!
However-HOWEVER! And this is important!!! You CANNOT feed an Urban Tarzan with anything else but beer! An Urban Tarzan is a bit funny that way and might get offended if given anything else but beer!
So, basically, if you should have an encounter with an Urban Tarzan, don't be afraid, offer it some beer and you'll get along with an Urban Tarzan quite well indeed! But always remember, an Urban Tarzan IS a wild animal and should be treated as one!
